Big Bang Theory第一季 5集：The Hamburger Postulate 
-Sheldon: All right! I’m moving my infantry division.
-Sheldon: Augmented by battalion of orcs from land of the rings.
-Sheldon: We flank the Tennessee volunteers.
-Sheldon: And the north, once again, wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
-Howard: Not so fast!
-Howard: Remember, the south still has two infantry divisions. 
-Howard: Plus superman and Godzilla.
-Leonard: No, orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic.
-Leonard: Not to mention you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk. 
-Rajesh: Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
-Penny: You guys ready to order? 
-Howard: Hang on, honey. 
-Howard: Shiva and Ganesh?
-Howard: The Hindu gods, against the entire Union army? 
-Leonard: And orcs. 
-Penny: I'll be back. 
-Rajesh: Excuse me. 
-Rajesh: Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva is the destroyer. 
-Rajesh: When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps. 
-Penny: All right, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back. 
-Howard: What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite from a morning of weight training and cardio funk?
-Penny: A shower.
-Howard: I'll take the Heart Smart platter.
-Penny: All right, thank you, and Sheldon?
-Sheldon: We don't eat here.
-Sheldon: I don't know what's good.
-Penny: Well, it's all good.
-Sheldon: Statistically unlikely.
-Leonard: Just get a hamburger.
-Leonard: You like hamburgers.
-Sheldon: I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers.
-Sheldon: You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here.
-Leonard: I'm sorry.
-Leonard: Give him a hamburger.
-Penny: All right, which one?
-Penny: The Classic Burger, the Ranch House Burger, the Barbecue Burger, or the Kobe Burger?
-Sheldon: Can't we just go to Big Boy?
-Sheldon: They only have one burger... the Big Boy.
-Penny: Well, the Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.
-Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?
对...感到满足(满足于) 
-Penny: Because you're not at Big Boy!
-Sheldon: Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger.
-Leonard: Make it two.
-Sheldon: Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.
-Leslie: Hey, Leonard. Hi, guys.
-Men: Hey.
-Leonard: Hi, Leslie.
-Leslie: I didn't know you ate here. 
-Sheldon: We don't.
-Sheldon: This is a disturbing aberration.
-Leonard: Leslie, this is Penny.
-Leonard: She lives across the hall from Sheldon and me.
-Howard: And walks in quiet beauty like the night.
-Penny: Howard, I've asked you not to do that.
-Leonard: Leslie and I do research together at the university.
-Penny: Oh, wow, a girl scientist.
-Leslie: Yep, come for the breasts, stay for the brains.
-Leslie: So, I'm glad I ran into you.
-Leslie: The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist.
-Leonard: What happened to Elliot Wong?
-Leslie: He switched over to high-energy radiation research
-Leslie: Had a little mishap, and now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.
-Leslie: So are you in? 
-Leonard: Yeah, sure, why not?
-Leslie: Great, we rehearse on Tuesdays at your place.
-Sheldon: Why at my place? 
-Leslie: Yeah, Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone.
-Leslie: Nice meeting you.
-Penny: Yeah, you, too.
-Penny: Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.
-Leonard: Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in Advanced Placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
 跨级班     
-Howard: If you're into music, I happen to be a human beat box.
 口技
-Penny: Really?
-Penny: I'm actually not that into music.
-Penny: So, hey, your friend's really cute. Anything going on with you two?
-Leonard: Leslie?
-Leonard: No, no.
-Leonard: What, are you kidding? He asked her out once.
-Sheldon: It was an embarrassing failure.
-Leonard: Thank you, Sheldon.
-Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry.
-Sheldon: Was that supposed to be a secret?
-Penny: Aw, that's too bad.
-Penny: You guys would make a cute couple.
-Rajesh: Oh, dear.
-Howard: What's the matter?
-Rajesh: She didn't take my order.
-Howard: How can she take your order?
-Howard: when you're too neurotic to talk to her?
-Rajesh: Nevertheless, this will be reflected in her tip. 
-Sheldon: What did Penny mean, "You would make a cute couple?"
-Leonard: Well, I assume she meant the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute.
-Sheldon: An alternate and somewhat less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one.
-Sheldon: As in, "Oh, look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb. Aren't they adorable?"
如…中所述 
-Leonard: If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down, then it would unambiguously mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her,
拒绝我
Leslie, out indicating that she, Penny, had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out.
But, because she did know that I had asked Leslie out and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, could be offering consolation.
"That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple..."
But while thinking:" Good, Leonard remains available."
-Sheldon: You're a lucky man, Leonard.
-Leonard: How so?
怎么会…
-Sheldon: You're talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.
-Leonard: Well, what do you think?
-Sheldon: I said I could follow it. I didn't say I care.
-Leslie: I admire your fingering.
-Leonard: Thank you.
-Leslie: Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument.
-Leslie: Good night, guys. Good job.
-Man: Thanks.
-Leslie: See you next week.
-Leonard: That was fun, Leslie. Thanks for including me.
-Leslie: You're welcome.
-Leslie: If you're up for it, we could practice that middle section again.
有兴趣去做
-Leonard: Sure, why not?
-Leslie: Just so we're clear, you understand that me hanging back to practice with you is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available.
犹豫
-Leonard: Really?
-Leslie: Yeah, I'm good to go.
-Leonard: I thought you weren't interested in me.
-Leslie: That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs.
-Leonard: You mean my cello?
-Leslie: No, I mean the obvious, crude, double entendre.
双关语
-Leslie: I'm seducing you.
-Leonard: No kidding.
-Leslie: What can I say? I'm a passionate and impulsive woman.
-Leslie: So how about it?
-Leonard: Gee. Uh...
-Leslie: Is it the waitress?
-Leonard: Penny? What about her?
-Leslie: I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her.
-Leslie: Which, unless you’re a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction?
-Leonard: Well, I did have a poppy seed bagel for breakfast.
-Leonard: Which could cause a positive urine test for opiates but certainly not dilate my pupils?
-Leonard: So I guess there was no point in bringing it up.
提出
-Leslie: You and the waitress then.
-Leonard: No... No.
-Leonard: There's nothing going on between Penny and me.
-Leslie: So you're open to a sexual relationship?
-Leonard: Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
-Leslie: Good.
-Leonard: Yeah, it is. It is good.
-Leonard: Did you want to start now?
-Leslie: Why don't we finish the section first?
-Leonard: Oh, okay.
-Leonard: A little musical foreplay. Terrific.
-Leonard: I'm g-good to go. 
-Leslie: Me, too. 
-Penny: Oh, hey, Sheldon. What's going on?
-Sheldon: I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics.
-Penny: I'm sorry?
-Sheldon: Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols.
-Sheldon: It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics.
-Penny: Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaining yourself but you're really not.
-Sheldon: Just come with me.
-Sheldon: Well?
-Penny: Well, what?
-Sheldon: What does it mean?
-Penny: Oh, come on, you went to college.
-Sheldon: Yes, but I was 11.
-Penny: All right, look, a tie on the doorknob usually means someone doesn't want to be disturbed。
-Penny: Because, they're... you know, getting busy.
-Sheldon: So you're saying Leonard has a girl in there?
-Penny: Well, either that or he's lost his tie rack and gotten really into Bryan Adams.
领带架 
-Leslie: Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast.
-Penny: We really shouldn't be standing here.
-Sheldon: This is very awkward.
-Penny: Oh, come on, Leonard's had girls over before, right?
-Sheldon: Oh, yes, but there's usually planning, courtship, advance notice...
-Sheldon: Last time, I was able to book a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse.
-Penny: You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex?
-Sheldon: I didn't have to.
-Sheldon: The dates just happened to coincide.
-Penny: So, do you know who's in there?
-Sheldon: Well, there's Leonard.
-Sheldon: And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1930s gangster.
-Penny: Hmm, good for him.
-Penny: Good for Leonard.
真替你高兴
-Penny: Okay, good night.
-Sheldon: No, no, wait, hold on.
-Penny: What's the matter?
-Sheldon: I don't know what the protocol is here.
-Sheldon: Do I stay? Do I leave?
-Sheldon: Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?
-Penny: Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl.
-Penny: I'm usually on the other side of the tie.
-Sheldon: Hi, Leonard?
-Sheldon: It's me, Sheldon...
-Sheldon: In the living room.
-Sheldon: I just... I wanted you to know I saw the tie.
-Sheldon: Message received.
-Sheldon: You're welcome.
-Sheldon: Carry on.
继续
-Sheldon: Give my best to Leslie.
向…问好
-Sheldon: Big Boy...
-Sheldon: Someone touched my board.
-Sheldon: Oh, God, my board!
-Sheldon: Leonard! Leonard!
-Leonard: Hey, what's the matter?
-Sheldon: My equations, someone's tampered with my equations.
-Leonard: Are you sure?
-Sheldon: Of course I'm sure.
-Sheldon: Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics.
-Sheldon: The sign's been changed. 
-Leonard: Oh, yeah.
-Leonard: But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having?
-Sheldon: Are you insane? Are you out of your mind?
 发狂
-Sheldon: Are you... hey, look.
-Sheldon: That fixes the problem I've been having.
-Leslie: You're welcome.
-Sheldon: You did this?
-Leslie: Yeah, I noticed it when I got up to get a glass of water.
-Leslie: So I fixed it and now you can show that quarks are asymptotically free at high energies.
-Leslie: Pretty cool, huh?
-Sheldon: Cool?
-Leslie: Listen, I've got to get to the lab.
-Leslie: Thanks for a great night.
-Leonard: Thank you. I'll see you at work.
-Sheldon: Hold on. Hold on!
-Leslie: What?
-Sheldon: Who told you you could touch my board?
-Leslie: No one.
-Sheldon: Yeah, I don't come into your house and touch your board.
-Leslie: There are no incorrect equations on my board.
-Sheldon: Oh, that is so...
-Sheldon: so...
-Leslie: I'm sorry, I've got to run.
-Leslie: If you come up with an adjective, text me.
-Sheldon: Inconsiderate.
-Sheldon: That is the adjective, "inconsiderate. "
-Leonard: You can stare at your board all day, Sheldon.
-Leonard: She's still going to be right.
-Penny: Oh, hey, Leonard.
-Leonard: Oh, hi
-Penny: So... how's it going?
-Leonard: Pretty good.
-Penny: Just pretty good?
-Penny: I'd think you were doing very good.
-Leonard: Pretty, very... there's really no objective scale for delineating variations of "good. "
-Leonard: Why do you ask?
-Penny: Well, a little bird told me that you and Leslie hooked up last night.
勾搭
-Leonard: Sheldon!
-Penny: So, is it serious? Do you like her?
-Leonard: I don't...
-Leonard: Th-th-that's really two different questions.
-Leonard: Uh, I'm not...
-Leonard: Sheldon, we have to go!
-Sheldon: Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who's just had sexual intercourse.
-Penny: All right, well, I'll talk to you later, but I am so happy for you, Leonard.
-Leonard: Thank you.
-Leonard: What did she mean she's happy for me?
-Leonard: Is she happy that I'm seeing someone?
-Leonard: Or is she happy because she thinks that I'm happy?
-Leonard: Because anyone who cared for someone would want them to be happy.
-Leonard: Even if the reason for their happiness made the first person unhappy.
-Leonard: Because the second person, though happy, is now romantically unavailable to the first person.
-Sheldon: Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call?
炮友
-Leonard: You know what?
-Leonard: I'm being ridiculous.
Who cares what Penny thinks?
Leslie is a terrific girl.
She's attractive.
We like each other.
She's extremely intelligent...
-Sheldon: She's not that intelligent.
-Leonard: She fixed your equation.
-Sheldon: She got lucky. You don't believe in luck.
-Leonard: I don't have to believe in it for her to be lucky.
Regardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie.
I'm not going to pass that up for some hypothetical future of happiness with a woman who may or may not want me to be happy, with a woman who is currently making me happy.
放弃 
-Sheldon: Leonard...
-Leonard: Yeah?
-Sheldon: I still don't care.
-Leonard: Hey, Leslie. 
-Leslie: Careful, Leonard.
Liquid nitrogen,320 degrees below zero.
-Leonard: Why are smashing a flash-frozen banana?
速冻的
-Leslie: Because I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife. Oh.
-Leonard: So anyway... Hello.
Uh, what are you doing?
-Leonard: Just extending the intimacy.
-Leonard: Hey, do you want to slip over to the radiation lab and share a decontamination shower?
漫不经心 
-Leslie: Okay, uh, what exactly do you think's going on between us?
-Leonard: I'm not sure, but I think I'm about to discover how the banana felt.
-Leslie: Listen, Leonard, neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex.
I mean, dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure.
You stick electrodes in a rat's brain; give him an orgasm button, he'll push that thing until he starves to death.
-Leonard: Well, who wouldn't?
-Leslie: Well, the only difference between us and the rat is that you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus.
That's where you come in.
-Leonard: Yeah, well, I'm just glad to be a part of it.
-Leonard: So what happens now?
-Leslie: Well, I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's.
-Leonard: Oh. Okay. Thank you.
-Leslie: Thank you.
-Leonard: You want to make plans for New Year's?
-Leslie: Whoa, Leonard, please. You're smothering me.
-Leonard: Oh. Sorry.
-Howard: Hey, look. It's Dr. Stud!
-Leonard: Dr. What?
-Howard: The blogosphere is a-buzzing with news of you and Leslie Winkle making eine kleine bang-bang music.
-Leonard: What? How did it get on the Internet?
-Howard: I put it there.
-Leonard: Well, how did you know about it?
-Rajesh: A little bird told us.
Apparently, you are a magnificent beast.
-Leonard: That part's true.
-Sheldon: You know, I think I may have misjudged this restaurant.
-Leonard: No kidding.
-Sheldon: I don't want to go out on a limb,
冒险的境地
-Sheldon: but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger.
-Leonard: Your old Tuesday hamburger will be so brokenhearted.
-Sheldon: Way ahead of you.
-Sheldon: I was thinking of moving Big Boy to Thursdays, and just dropping Souplantation.
-Leonard: Really? Yeah.
-Sheldon: The name always confused me anyway.
-Sheldon: Souplantation.
-Sheldon: You can't grow soup.
-Penny: So, how's everything?
-Sheldon: Mmm! Terrific.
-Sheldon: You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here every Tuesday night for the foreseeable future.
-Penny: Really? Oh, yay!
-Sheldon: Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?
-Penny: Um... I don't know... a psychiatrist?
-Penny: So, hey, how are things with you and Leslie?
-Leonard: Oh, to be honest, I don't think it's going to work out.
-Penny: Oh. Oh, that's too bad.
-Penny: Well, hey, don't worry.
-Penny: I'm sure there's someone out there who's just right for you.
-Leonard: What did she mean by that?!
-Leonard: Was that just a generic platitude,
-Leonard: or was that a subtle bid for attention?
-Sheldon: You know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy?
-Sheldon: This is a single-decker hamburger, whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker.
单层的    双层的
-Sheldon: This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio.
-Leonard: Are you even listening to me?
-Sheldon: Of course, I'm listening.
-Sheldon: Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah, blah, blah.
-Leonard: Okay, then.
-Leonard: You know, you can grow the ingredients for soup.